needed that laugh

i've been a little crabby lately. i just can't deal. however, the first two lines of the song "a line in the dirt" by the eels made me laugh out loud. i needed that.

she locked herself in the bathroom again

so i am pissing in the yard

the entire song is actually pretty sad, but that doesn't take away the therapeutic nature of visualizing some poor guy taking a wizz outside in the middle of winter.

maybe things aren't that bad after all.

so much for that resolution

well, i blew right past my new year's resolution, and didn't realize it until two days later. oops.

but really, 7 isn't that much bigger than 2, is it?

new year's resolution

first, let me just say that if the first three days of 2010 are any indication, this is going to be a fabulous year.

so, with a new year comes a new resolution. *drumroll* i resolve to drink no more than two days in a row.

no exceptions.

not even for bonspiels.

maybe i should have made it three. darn.