the mister

first, an observation: "they" clearly know too much about me. it's kinda creepy.

i was in a car accident a couple of weeks ago, and have gotten about a half dozen letters from local chiropractors. so far, i have four hours of free massages coming to me. woo hoo.

and now that i put my house on the market, i'm getting all sorts of letters from moving companies. one in particular stood out, as it was address to mr. and mrs. kimberly wapola. clearly, no household is complete without a mr.

actually, based on the fact that i was happy to have leftovers so i wouldn't have to cook tonight, i would be much better served with a mrs.

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if you feel like giving feedback, you can contact michael farber at mfarber@graebel.com to let him know that you either think he's: a) a genius for giving me proper respect as the head of the household, or b) an idiot.