when no one is looking

what do you do when you think nobody else is around? sneak a snack? belch loudly? dance? pop that pimple on your butt?

when you do these things, do you ever consider that someone could be watching you?

someone who? well, for starters, let's consider that god may exist, and may be omnipresent. if this were the case, every human thing you do would therefore be known to god. that's kinda creepy, actually.

now, to get a little off topic, from what i can see, people don't really believe in god. if the afterlife were a sure and glorious thing, we wouldn't spend so much time and money and effort trying to extend our life on earth with medical devices and treatments. why put grandpa on life support? if you believe in god, let him meet his maker.

back on topic, let's also consider that ghosts may exist. remember in the sixth sense when the boy saw dead people right outside of the car window? maybe there's a spirit looking over your shoulder right now, marveling at the trash you read. ;) perhaps your sweet, sweet grandmother is still keeping a watchful eye over you. she could have been watching you the last time you were getting it on.

or maybe you lucked out and she was off visiting friends at the time.

we hope.